{"product_id":"red-rock-it-copy","title":"Vlad","description":"\u003cp\u003e...the Impaler. Cause it will literally impale you with its sexy, but spikey tongue. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet Vlad sharply wiggle into your heart with it's robin egg blue appendage. Where it will certainly stay, because of the thorns. The tongue tapers down into an outstretched purple mouth with bloodied teeth from it's previous victims. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePleasant to the touch, but very sharp, it can make for a nice stim toy if you are gentle. Give it to someone who loves monster-tongue toys. Or put it on your office desk and show them why they should've let you keep working from home. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e0\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo no no no no. Vlad has been bad and is not allowed around any orifices. Though with caution, gently squeezing it with your hand feels pretty pleasant.  I strongly recommend keeping this one for looking only. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBase has a slight wobble, you can use museum gel to secure it to something if you have energetic cats or tend to bump into things yourself ^^\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elength - 10\"\u003cbr\u003etop circumference - 4\"\u003cbr\u003ewidest circumference - 6\"\u003cbr\u003ebase circumference - 14.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48130489712692,"sku":null,"price":285.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/5405\/8292\/files\/1_vlad.jpg?v=1786474901","url":"https:\/\/heatedpuppyceramics.com\/products\/red-rock-it-copy","provider":"Heated Puppy Ceramics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}