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This piece is great for a toy-collector who is looking for something a little different. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e4\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are a few parts that are not completely smooth, but if you're an experienced toy-user you should have an easy enough time with it. Nothing on it is sharp. The glazes I used are body safe. The size should be moderately easy to fit. The base has a nice flare to it. Overall, good to go just use a little caution. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elength - 6.5\"\u003cbr\u003etop circumference - 4.25\"\u003cbr\u003ewidest circumference - 6.5\"\u003cbr\u003ebase circumference - 9\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48103043465268,"sku":null,"price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/5405\/8292\/files\/10_blueberry_05ff25d6-dadf-4e0c-8439-a7324e62f466.jpg?v=1785963099"},{"product_id":"red-rock-it","title":"Red Rock-It","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ruby rover. The crimson canine. The... well, you get it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis knotty lil' guy has a nice tapered tip that flows out to a girthy stem followed by a engorged bulb. The glaze is a deep red that is semi-transparent. When shone in the light, a variety of red hues can be seen. Finished off with a black base. This piece is great for someone who has the hots for werewolves and needs everyone to know. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e3\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are a few parts that are not completely smooth, but if you're an experienced toy-user you should have an easy enough time with it. Nothing on it is sharp. The glazes I used are body safe. The size should be moderately easy to fit. The base has a decent flare, but caution is recommended, especially if you can take larger toys, to avoid it going all the way in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elength - 6\"\u003cbr\u003etop circumference - 4\"\u003cbr\u003ewidest circumference - 7\"\u003cbr\u003ebase circumference - 8\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48120661344308,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/5405\/8292\/files\/8_redrockit.jpg?v=1786129781"},{"product_id":"red-rock-it-copy","title":"Vlad","description":"\u003cp\u003e...the Impaler. Cause it will literally impale you with its sexy, but spikey tongue. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet Vlad sharply wiggle into your heart with it's robin egg blue appendage. Where it will certainly stay, because of the thorns. The tongue tapers down into an outstretched purple mouth with bloodied teeth from it's previous victims. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePleasant to the touch, but very sharp, it can make for a nice stim toy if you are gentle. Give it to someone who loves monster-tongue toys. Or put it on your office desk and show them why they should've let you keep working from home. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e0\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo no no no no. Vlad has been bad and is not allowed around any orifices. Though with caution, gently squeezing it with your hand feels pretty pleasant.  I strongly recommend keeping this one for looking only. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBase has a slight wobble, you can use museum gel to secure it to something if you have energetic cats or tend to bump into things yourself ^^\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elength - 10\"\u003cbr\u003etop circumference - 4\"\u003cbr\u003ewidest circumference - 6\"\u003cbr\u003ebase circumference - 14.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48130489712692,"sku":null,"price":285.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/5405\/8292\/files\/1_vlad.jpg?v=1786474901"},{"product_id":"blueberry-rattler-copy","title":"Neptune's Spire","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you feel the call of the sea? Sea these... well, y'know. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeptune's Spire is tall and gently ribbed at the tip and base, with a slender shaft in the middle. A blend of folds and protrusion, this siren calls out to all who dare try. Give someone the splash of life with this wet willy. Yeah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e3\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are a few parts that are not completely smooth, but if you're an experienced toy-user you should have an easy enough time with it. Nothing on it is sharp. The glazes I used are body safe. The size should be moderately easy to fit. The base is only slightly flared, be cautious. Overall, good to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elength - 9\"\u003cbr\u003etop circumference - 6\"\u003cbr\u003ewidest circumference - 5.75\"\u003cbr\u003ebase circumference - 9\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48137265578036,"sku":null,"price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/5405\/8292\/files\/1_nepspire.jpg?v=1786561758"},{"product_id":"blueberry-rattler-copy-1","title":"OSHA's Eleven","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect crime. Something so desirable yet so not-stick-up-your-parts-able.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut when has that stopped you? ;) Glossy, cerulean cascades flow down this elongated, rippled plug. Featuring a stony, freckled bulb at the bottom with a flared chunky base. Steal this piece today, by giving me money, and show those officials what you think of their work safety issues. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e4.9999\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis piece has a very nice fitting glossy glaze, bacteria should not be an issue. Nothing on it is sharp. The glazes I used are body safe. The size is large but manageable if you're experienced.  The base has a good-sized flare to it. Overall, good to go just use a little caution and please do research.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elength - 6.5\"\u003cbr\u003etop circumference - 6\"\u003cbr\u003ewidest circumference - 8\"\u003cbr\u003ebase circumference - 10\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48182936338484,"sku":null,"price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/5405\/8292\/files\/1_osha.jpg?v=1786927836"},{"product_id":"oshas-eleven-copy","title":"Lickity","description":"\u003cp\u003eSplit you in two :3 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeel this pink, glossy smooth tongue slide up and down your fingers before gently pressing it into your nook shelf for display. Or the other thing, you know, is good too. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted and altered on the wheel by yours truly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow safe is it? \u003cstrong\u003e4.9999\/5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis piece has a very nice fitting glossy glaze, bacteria should not be an issue. Nothing on it is sharp. The glazes I used are body safe. The size is large but manageable if you're experienced.  The base has a good-sized flare to it. 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